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Tom Haverford’s Word Guide

janet-snakeholee:

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  • Desserts – Zerts
  • Entrées – Trey Treys
  • Sandwiches – Sammys, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers
  • Air Conditioners – Cool Blasterz
  • Cakes – Big ol’ Cookies
  • Noodles – Long ass rice
  • Fried Chicken – Fry Fry Chikie Chik
  • Chicken Parm – Chikie Chikie Parm Parm
  • Chicken Catetorie – Chikie catch
  • Eggs – Pre Birds or future birds
  • Root Beer – Super water
  • Tortillas – Bean blankies
  • Forks – food rakes